unshaped:

when you’re listening to Anaconda and realize that you are one of the “skinny bitches”

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If you’re laying next to your lover, grab her ass hard but kiss her forehead gently and say, ‘I’m grateful to have you.’ That’s your queen.

Scottie Waves (via dirtyberd)
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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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bublewrap:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the hell is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

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