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guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

It would be like that bing commercial then

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johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

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In America it is far more effective to woo with pizza than with poetry.

planestrainsnpages:

Why not both?

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